I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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