Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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