Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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