I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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