let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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