I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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