So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize