I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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