I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm bleeding and have questions
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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