Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I am naked and annoyed.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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