First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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