Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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