Jerry, you need to find god
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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