I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
