All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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