i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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