I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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