Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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