i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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