i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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