you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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