I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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