That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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