i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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