We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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