none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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