you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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