I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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