Fuck appropriateness.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
