I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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