She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
