You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she looked like the before picture.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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