considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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