just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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