People with herpes should wear stickers.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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