i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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