wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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