She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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