Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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