Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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