I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
