She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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