yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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