let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
