so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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