He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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