we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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