we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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