So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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