Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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