I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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