Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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