didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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