Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
True strength comes from lack of pants
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
