I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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