Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
