Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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